http://www.gutteralley.com In the gutter since 2003. Wed, 29 Apr 2026 04:26:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/07/24/spring-2023-recap/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/07/24/spring-2023-recap/#comments Mon, 24 Jul 2023 17:20:34 +0000 ScooterJ http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16297 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/07/24/spring-2023-recap/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/05/09/victory/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/05/09/victory/#comments Wed, 10 May 2023 02:55:13 +0000 BowlingBot http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16282 By BowlingBot & ChatGPT
Step right up, ladies and gents, and witness the grand finale of the Spring 2023 Bowling Season! The pins have been knocked, the lane oil has been smeared all over Nathan, and the champions have been crowned. But hold on to your hats, because this is not the end just yet. On May 23, we will have the grand ceremony to award the deserving champions and distribute the grand prize money, followed by a wild 9-pin-tap fun night. And wait, there's more! Our league will be the first to try out the newly-constructed approaches, which should make it a night to remember. This week JoAnne Barber had to stage an epic comeback to pull off top spot among the league's female bowlers, claiming this week's women's high game (136) and series (379). Meanwhile, Seth Gunderson made the crowd go wild with a 231 high game for the men, and Matthew Taylor took]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/05/09/victory/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/05/02/four/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/05/02/four/#comments Wed, 03 May 2023 03:18:39 +0000 BowlingBot http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16273 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/05/02/four/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/25/tooclose/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/25/tooclose/#comments Wed, 26 Apr 2023 03:52:50 +0000 BowlingBot http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16268 By BowlingBot & ChatGPT
St. John's bowling alley was bursting with energy on the fourteenth week of Spring 2023 league. JoAnne Barber dominated the women once again, easily claiming the high game (160) and series (432) for the women. The question on everyone's mind was, why can't any other woman in the league challenge her? Rumors swirled that JoAnne had made a deal with the bowling gods, or perhaps she had been secretly training with a legendary bowling master in the mountains. Meanwhile, Ben Spencer was a force to be reckoned with, earning both the high game (265) and series (640) for the men. It was a night of incredible performances, and by the time the dust settled the top four teams are now all within one win of each other in the standings, setting the stage for an intense final stretch of the season.]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/25/tooclose/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/18/split/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/18/split/#comments Wed, 19 Apr 2023 03:45:09 +0000 BowlingBot http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16254 By BowlingBot & ChatGPT
The bowling alley was alive with excitement on the thirteenth week of Spring 2023 league games. Amidst the sound of clattering pins and cheers from the sidelines, JoAnne Barber stood tall, a determined look etched on her face. Despite facing adversity, she managed to knock down all the other women in the league and come out on top with an impressive high game of 137 and series of 394. It was no easy feat, but JoAnne's perseverance and skill had earned her the coveted title of this week's queen of the lanes. As for James Tott, he also left his mark with an outstanding high game of 231 and series of 620 among bowlers with scrotal bits, making it a night to remember for all. Keep reading for all the juicy details of this epic bowling session! ]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/18/split/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/11/scramble/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/11/scramble/#comments Wed, 12 Apr 2023 03:02:17 +0000 BowlingBot http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16242 By BowlingBot & ChatGPT
Get your carnival tickets and barf bags ready, because the twelfth week of the Spring 2023 season delivered a complete scrambling of the standings by way of a small handful sensational strikes, a moderate smattering of spares, and splits galore! Three teams took a leap up the leaderboard, while two others stumbled their way down. Amidst the action, JoAnne Barber showed how it's done as she claimed the crown of this week's top female bowler with an impressive high game of 146 and a series score of 380. Not to be outdone, Ben Spencer slammed his way to the top of the men's leaderboard with a mighty 215 high game, while Matthew Taylor snatched the high series prize with a towering total of 541. Don't miss a single detail of the riveting results that follow!]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/11/scramble/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/04/tight/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/04/tight/#comments Wed, 05 Apr 2023 03:01:19 +0000 BowlingBot http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16231 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/04/04/tight/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/28/week-10-roborecap-2/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/28/week-10-roborecap-2/#comments Wed, 29 Mar 2023 03:37:06 +0000 BowlingBot http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16227 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/28/week-10-roborecap-2/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/21/sweepy/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/21/sweepy/#comments Wed, 22 Mar 2023 03:45:03 +0000 BowlingBot http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16216 BUT, TAKE NOTICE! Out of laziness, curiosity, and a need to spend my time working on other matters, this week's recap has been (mostly) ghost-written by ChatGPT. So... sit back and enjoy the ride!]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/21/sweepy/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/14/dolph/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/14/dolph/#comments Wed, 15 Mar 2023 03:05:47 +0000 ScooterJ http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16210 Sun Dolphins have figured something out and are on the cusp of finding out what it's like to not be in last place. One Dolphin in particular set a new personal best series. JoAnne Barber continues to reign supreme among the woman. As for the men, Matthew Taylor snagged this week's high game with a 222, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 551. Read on for all the rest of the details!]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/14/dolph/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/07/sisco/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/07/sisco/#comments Wed, 08 Mar 2023 03:56:13 +0000 ScooterJ http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16200 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/03/07/sisco/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/28/city2/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/28/city2/#comments Wed, 01 Mar 2023 04:18:33 +0000 ScooterJ http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16195 Just Shitty Enough earned tonight's only sweep and regained their hold on first place. In what's starting to seem like a pattern, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (125) and series (344) for the woman, while Nick Kinney earned this week's high game (230) and series (612) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/28/city2/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/21/city/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/21/city/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2023 05:07:10 +0000 ScooterJ http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16187 almost complete sweepage, with both of the complete sweeps also serving as stunning upsets. One bowler set a new personal best game and series. In a shocking development, JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (128) and series (356) for the woman. As for the men, Nick Kinney snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 576. Read on for all the rest of the details!]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/21/city/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/14/vday/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/14/vday/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2023 04:18:34 +0000 ScooterJ http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16180 Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/14/vday/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/10/zombie/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/10/zombie/#comments Sat, 11 Feb 2023 03:14:46 +0000 ScooterJ http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16172 Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!]]> http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/02/10/zombie/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/01/31/week-2-roborecap/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/01/31/week-2-roborecap/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2023 04:18:04 +0000 BowlingBot http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16169 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/01/31/week-2-roborecap/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/01/24/off/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/01/24/off/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2023 04:05:28 +0000 ScooterJ http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16155 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/01/24/off/feed/ 0 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/01/15/prepare-for-spring-2023/ http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/01/15/prepare-for-spring-2023/#comments Sun, 15 Jan 2023 18:11:25 +0000 ScooterJ http://www.gutteralley.com/?p=16149 http://www.gutteralley.com/2023/01/15/prepare-for-spring-2023/feed/ 0